$BATKIT

Batkit

The night cat of the timeline. Silent moves, sharp eyes, and a city full of chaos to clean up. Built for the dark, made to stand out.

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Batkit up close: a black cat in an angular black mask with glowing yellow eyes, armour and a cape, a yellow cat-head emblem on the chest
The cat

He works nights.

By day he is a regular cat with strong opinions about cardboard. After dark the mask goes on, the cape comes out of the laundry basket, and the timeline gets watched from a very high ledge.

He doesn't announce himself. You notice two yellow eyes, then you notice the mess is gone.

Silent movesPadded paws. The armour is the only part that clinks.
Sharp eyesSees a rug coming from four rooftops away.
Stands outAll black, edged in gold. Hard to miss against a full moon.
Field manual

Four moves.

Everything he needs for a night's work. None of it is taught at cat school.

Batkit crouched low, one clawed paw reaching forward, cape flaring
MOVE 01

The pounce

Low, wide, claws first. Over before you turn around.

Batkit riding a spinning gold coin like a skateboard, pointing ahead
MOVE 02

Coin surf

Rides the coin across town. Points where it's going next.

Batkit prowling on all fours like a panther
MOVE 03

The prowl

On all fours along the ledge. Somebody down there is in trouble.

Batkit hanging upside down by his tail from a gold hook, arms crossed, cape wrapped around him
MOVE 04

The hang

Upside down by the tail, arms crossed. This is how he rests.

Night patrol

Clean up the city.

Chaos shows up in the windows. Scratch it out before it spreads. You get 25 seconds.

Cleaned 0Missed 0Time 25Best 0

The city is quiet. Suspiciously quiet.

How to buy

Join the night shift.

  1. Get a walletAny wallet you trust. Hide the seed phrase better than he hides in a box.
  2. Fund itAdd what you'll use and a little for fees.
  3. Copy the CAOnly from this page or @batmkitten. Check it with sharp eyes.
  4. SwapPaste it into your DEX and swap for $BATKIT. Then watch the skyline.
Batkit off duty, sitting in a cardboard box in full armour next to a gold jingle ball, looking annoyed